Me luvs teh interwebz dramuh!!!11

Posted by Bobbi-lee - September 19th, 2007

Today I logged in to moderate my comments and I wasn’t surprised to see one from PinUpDoll and her followers, accusing me of sending my friends over to flame her and call her names. I did not ask anyone to flame her, and simply put, I did not write the article “dedicated to her” as some have claimed. I wrote it for pure lulz! In case you didn’t realise pinupdoll, it was completely satirical and not an attempt for hits. I do not care what you have to say, or what you (or your followers) are going to do. Build a bridge and get over it.

People will do anything for hits today. Ok, first I got this comment of some ignorant simple minded little boy calling me a “fucktard”, so I deleted it, whatever. Then I see he came to my site from this site. Then I notice the specific page the visitor came from was this page entitled “World’s Longest Sidebar”. Here is a print screen because incase the pitiful little owner deletes it - click here .

First of all, I wasn’t doing it for hits. Do I have a tracker displayed in my sidebar like I am desperate to check my hits every two seconds? I wouldn’t want ‘hits’ from your website either, as the majority of the people who visit your website are lame teeny boppers who wouldn’t know the difference between shit and a stick. Besides, your Extreme Tracker indicates that you use automated traffic systems, that automatically generate hits to your website via a rotation system. You make no attempt to hide this shameful fact though, as you’ve even listed these systems under ‘Traffic Boosts’ on your sidebar. You log into their system and automatically surf to other sites to gain credits, and for each credit earned it results in one hit to your website - a hit from someone else using the system. Besides, who cares if you get 1000 or even 10,000 unique hits a day - your website is still inaccessible as hell and your babyish attitude fully laughable.

Nice to know you took a screenprint “incase the pitiful little owner deletes it”. HA HA HA! You actually expect me to delete it? Honey, I’m not an immature saggy cleavage ridden e-tard like you are. I am not scared of getting flamed, in fact I love the drama so bring it on bitch. This page will not be deleted and will remain there indefinitely.

How the hell are you going to call me out in a subpage & I don’t even know your shitty little site exists?!

WTF are you talking about. What does “call me out in a subpage” supposed to mean. Learn English. Learn to spell. Learn proper grammar.

LMFAO! I mean hey thanks for the hits! I only get 1000 unique visitors a day, I guess I can always use more. Maybe the little cunt wanted me to blog so someone will give her poor excuse for a site the time of day maybe? Well you wanted my attention, now you got it bitch. If you have a problem with my sidebar, site, content, etc, then don’t come. Is that so hard? Maybe it is for you, but for normal people it isn’t.

Ah pulling the “how many hits I get means my site is better” card. Yep, heard that before. Getting 1000 unique visitors a day is what we’re all striving for isn’t it. Like I said earlier, you use an automatic traffic system, and looking at your referrals on your Extreme Tracker, this is where most of your hits are coming from.
My site is a “poor excuse for a site” is it? That’s news to me, considering my website is featured at per.fectio.net. And I am sure many will agree my site pwns your crappy-copyright-infringement-weborexic-longest- fucking-sidebar-littered-with-ads-and-PPP-posts website. Let’s not forget the fact that my cleavage pwns your cleavage, and I don’t even have to post a picture of mine to prove it.

You didn’t buy my domain, you aren’t paying for my hosting, hell you’re not even paying for your own hosting. After going through your site sugar, you have no room to talk.

What does paying for hosting got to do with anything. Corinne kindly hosts my website free and there’s nothing wrong with free hosting. At least I’m not on geocities, freewebs or god forbid piczo where the website is cluttered with advertisements. Oh I forgot, you pay for your own hosting, yet you still have an abundment of ads. Most people pay for hosting to get away from ads. But not you, so desperate for some money. Go do what a ‘normal’ person does and go get a job. And whatever you say, PPP is not a fulltime job

If my site was so bad, I wouldn’t have the hits I have now, obviously I’m doing something right. I left a comment on her recent blog too, but its awaiting moderation. I’m assuming she gets cursed out a lot? She’s scared of what people say in her comments? Whatever the situation might be, you can view my comment by clicking here.

Is that all you care about? Hits this, hits that. Will you ever STFU!

FYI, I don’t get cursed a lot, the comment is in moderation for ‘new’ visitors to my website because of a recent spam problem I was having which forced me to moderate comments as a last resort.
Hey there goes the ‘dumb bitch’ insult again. I wonder who is the smarter one out of:
a. One who cannot spell properly, use proper grammar, has a whopping 168 errors in their coding (and doesn’t even have a doctype) and relies on fruitless advertising and PPP to generate an income.
Or
b. One who works full time at a University doing Marketing and Graphic Design, has a valid accessible website and earns more money per day in her job than the other would make in a week from their PPP.
Go on, you make the choice.

Now let’s give all dumb bitch all she wants, attention.

I think you mean: Now let’s give this/the dumb bitch all that she wants; attention. Yeah, like I said; learn grammar.

So everyone go over to IntoTheRain.Org & clap for her because now someone is giving that poor site the time of day. Oh yes, let’s all leave her rude comments like she had her little friends do me! Thanks!

I didn’t send my friends to leave you rude comments, but you are more than welcome to invite your friends to leave me rude comments. Obviously your ‘friends’ really give a damn about me, since I’ve had like, one flame from someone other than yourself? LMAO.

Let me start off by saying having people come to my site is cute. I mean hey, I only get 1000 unique visitors a day I guess more would be nice.

Having people come to your site is cute? What’s that got to do with anything? Good for you and your 1000 visitors a day.

Until you start paying my hosting bills or anything, you can keep your pitiful comments to yourself.

I may not pay for my own hosting, but I sure as hell don’t litter my site with PPP and ads. Regardless if I pay your hosting bills or not I am entitled to my opinion and I can post it online if I want to. Just like a movie that is available for the public to view, and criticise; I have viewed your website once, formed my opinion and written it down. You cant stop me.

Obviously my site isn’t that bad being I get so many visitors & such a day. I mean, seriously sugar, why do you care? Just for your little article I should make my sidebar even longer :)

Go ahead make it longer, it aint affecting me baby.

Get it together. The mature thing to have done was to come with me & said it was an issue instead of your little article & having your ignorant little friends coming to my site calling me out of my name. “Fucktard”? Last I checked that wasn’t in the English dictionary.

I do have it together, at least my site is valid, accessible and legible. At least my site loads in no time compared to yours taking 10 years due to all the ads. Blimey, not even your CSS is valid. I thought almost anyone with a brain could validate their CSS.
I didn’t have my ‘little friends’ come to your site and call you names. I never told anyone to visit your piece of shit of a website, I wouldn’t wish that drain of precious megabytes and loading time on my worse enemy. I had no idea people were commenting on your site “for me”, but at least when your little friends come comment on mine I have the decency to let their comment stay. I’m not like you and delete comments, everyone is entitled to free speech and if you want to flame me on my website and leave me hundreds of bitchy remarks I couldn’t care less. In fact I just read them and then piss myself laughing at your ignorance.

Fucktard is in the dictionary. Get with the times.

IF MY SIDE BAR IS TOO LONG THEN DO NOT SCROLL DOWN TO SEE ALL OF IT, I MEAN MY GOD. IT IS NOT THAT SERIOUS PEOPLE! GO READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING. YOU GUYS ARE REALLY STARTING TO IRK ME, I MEAN, DO WE NOT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

We aren’t scrolling down to see it for fucks sake. We have to WAIT for the whole sidebar to load before we even see your content/blog. Be considerate to those on dial-up or those with slower browsers who simply cannot wait 7.167 minutes for a sidebar to load before even seeing the blog.

Ok guys, we have a few more sites we have to give attention to, ok? You guys go visit Jamie & Amanda & tell them PinUpDoll.Nu sent you. Make sure you take a look at their sites so they think they’re worth something, ok? They’re obviously thirsty for attention, so let’s all give it them! My mommy said it was always nice to be good to the needy!

Way to act the hypocrite. Saying I am immature for telling “my friends” to flame you, when looky here, you just did the same fucking thing. Except I didn’t tell anyone to go to your website. They did that on their own accord, because unlike you I don’t go parading around like an immature brat who bitches and moans over criticism. I’m respected because I’ve earned it - you are still waiting for such an honour.

On a final note, learn to accept criticism you fucktard. And I say that from the bottom of my heart.

//Edit// Her update below

If you guys don’t like my site, then just make yours 10x better than mine & continue doing what you do while I’ll continue to do what I do.

No need for me to make it 10 times better, my site already pwns yours. Amanda’s site pwns yours. In fact, every site pwns yours.

I mean, hey, I didn’t lose an ounce of sleep last night due to my sidebar, or comments, or anything! Did you?! Ha!

I didn’t lose any sleep whatsoever. You obviously care so much seeing as you have edited two blog entries about ten times.

Well, let me sum this up, i didn’t read your comment, I’m not reading your bandwagon’s comments. You are all obviously immature & base your life on the internet. Maybe you should just turn your computer off sometimes, I mean it will be there when you’re gone.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Someone please help me before I choke from laughter. You think I base my life on the internet? You are the one with so much time on your hands that you have time to write all your PPP posts, join all the link referrals and spend every waking minute on your website. I think you need to get over yourself and turn your own computer off. No seriously, turn it off and never turn it back on again before you write another lulz-worthy blog.

21 Comments »

  1. …just make yours 10x better than mine…

    *bangs head on keyboard* Your site is already more than “10x” (I assume that means ten times) better than hers. No. What a dumbass. And so full of herself.

    Comment by Lexie - September 19, 2007 6:44 am

  2. Wait… let me get this straight: the part where she told she was working she meant the PPP blog entries?

    I read this entry, I read Jordie’s but I couldn’t read her entry. The font size killed my eyes and it sounded like a 5-year-old whinging. I’d be curious to know the age of these so-called “friends” of hers.

    Comment by Vera - September 19, 2007 8:48 am

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  4. Satire is my best friend.

    Comment by Rhiannon - September 19, 2007 10:37 am

  5. PWNAGE.

    Comment by Hannah - September 19, 2007 10:42 am

  6. LOL, OWNED.
    BOBBI FTW.

    Comment by Sean - September 19, 2007 11:23 am

  7. That article was awesome! When I read it, I was laughing out loud. And about the “paying for domain and hosting” thing… um what? Just becase you’re paying for your hosting doesn’t mean anything! Why does paying to be hosted somewhere make your site better or more worthy? If that site and yours are anything to go by, I’d opt for the free hosting. :D

    Comment by Clem - September 19, 2007 12:17 pm

  8. I don’t know why she’s so offended with your article - it’s your site and you can post whatever you want, right?

    Comment by Kaylee - September 19, 2007 12:38 pm

  9. Lol, awesome article! I love your sense of humour x)

    Comment by Alice - September 19, 2007 1:47 pm

  10. Vera- I posted this before I found out about her email to Amanda stating she had a job. From what I could see on her site, she has not mentioned ever having a job-but she has mentioned several times that PPP accepted her blog and was paying her like a job…
    Kaylee- I have no idea either, it was just a sense of humour, not to cause drama wars. Oh well it was fun whilst it lasted.

    Comment by Bobbi-lee - September 19, 2007 3:27 pm

  11. This is all too funny. I’m going from site to site getting a good laugh at this girl.

    Comment by Cheryl - September 19, 2007 7:32 pm

  12. You two should be good friends. I mean, you’re sending traffic to her, and in turn she’s very “kindly” telling her friends to visit your site. Sharing traffic like great affiliates much?

    Comment by Rilla - September 19, 2007 10:36 pm

  13. My goodness. She left a comment on my blog - I find this rather odd? However it was a ‘nice site roffles’ comment, so it doesn’t really bother me.
    In any case, some people really overreact to the situation. She needs to chillax (thought I’d jump on the urban dictionary bandwagon). PPP is pretty tacky too :P

    Comment by Lil - September 20, 2007 1:28 am

  14. ROFL, well, I can only say that I loved your arcticle and laughed a lot. And laughed some more after reading this. =)

    Comment by Zala - September 20, 2007 3:49 am

  15. Another laugh trip for me here! God, I love e-drama. I just don’t have the balls to start one lol

    I can’t understand why she has to act like that. For the owner (just in case she reads this… I know she will!): Face it, people will criticize your site. You put it up in the internet, so you might as well know that everyone who has access to the web can visit your site and find it tasteless. There’s no need to act like the world has fallen apart just because a handful of people find your site awful. You can’t please everyone!

    I can only say that she acted childish and immature. And as a side note… I HATE PPP!

    P.S. I love the beetles by the way. They’re cute!

    Comment by Skye - September 20, 2007 5:25 am

  16. *gives attention*

    Like that? I’m not sure what sort of attention I have to give… I was just told to come here and look at your site and give you attention…
    :P

    Comment by Rachael - September 20, 2007 10:03 am

  17. Thanks so much for the attention babe. I feel so much better that people are actually visiting my site now *hugs*
    /end sarcasm

    Comment by Bobbi-lee - September 20, 2007 3:42 pm

  18. That sidebar… Is… Creepy. That’s all I can say.

    Comment by Lily - September 20, 2007 4:05 pm

  19. *sigh

    I read her response to your article, and I seriously felt like I had to post a comment for the good of humanity. :-)

    Comment by Cori - September 20, 2007 5:40 pm

  20. I compared her current sidebar to the one in your screenshot today. It appears she’s made a couple improvements & cut some stuff out. Your article was somewhat influential to her. Well done! :)

    Comment by Laura - September 20, 2007 8:25 pm

  21. It’s not very often I read an e-argument where one person TOTALLY takes out the other person, making their every move seem like an act of extreme idiocy.

    But you totally took her down :P Fun to read :)

    Comment by Rose - March 27, 2008 8:03 am

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